Conversations With My Silly PD

L, can you do me a favour?
Yes?
Can you fold these drawings for me?
Ok.
Thank you.

3mins later… still folding A1 size drawings.

Are you folding drawings or origami???
Well, they have to be neat and thin so they won’t take up much space. Tsk. Men!
Women! They nag and nag and nag.
Men! They never listen.

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*L coughing incessantly*

Are you dying??
Is the pot calling the kettle black?
I’m NOT dying.
Well, you’ll die earlier. You’re much older. Plus, you’re a heavy smoker.
Well, at least I’ll die happy.

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Why are there so many people on MC?
There’s a bug going around.
4 people in 2 bloody days?
Yup.
From now on, anyone who wants to go on MC has to submit application form 2 weeks in advance. If it’s last minute, I only accept death certificate.

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And I thought Pakcik drove me nuts! It must be in their blood – English! *roll eyes*